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Rednecks buy guns in record numbers, fearing Obama will ban their sale.

Redneck dumbshits, fearing a “socialist police force” enacted by President-Elect Barack Obama, are buying guns in RECORD numbers - in fear of his new government.

They are still stuck on Obama’s quote that small-town Americans (read: Ignorant Redneck Dumbshits) who are “bitter…cling to guns and religion.” Well, we know Obama’s right about that

Someone needs to inform them that the government that they should have been afraid of - IS ON ITS WAY OUT!

Here is the article: Gun sales soar following Obama election

Also, is it just us, or does the guy in the photo of that article look a little inbred to you? Then again, the image abroad of fat, gun-toting, cap-wearing, ignorant Americans is pretty much summarized in that particular photo…



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One Response to “Rednecks buy guns in record numbers, fearing Obama will ban their sale.”

  1. You are right about these “redneck dumbshits”. I own a gun for self defense. I went to the sports store to buy a couple of boxes to take to the shooting range, and they were all sold out.

    The attendant told me sales in ammo surged after Obama was elected.

    These rednecks claim the price of ammo will go up because Obama was elected is just silly. The price of ammo went up 20% at the beginning of this year (2008) under Bush. If you talked to any gun dealer last year (2007) they would have told you about the ammo price increase, and that you needed to buy ammunition.

    What it even more ridiculous, is that these greedy rednecks snatching up ammo have made the supply of ammo scarce while the demand is still high. This in of itself will bring up prices–simple economics. This very thing these rednecks are afraid of, they are causing. Hypocrisy!

    Dumb-shit selfish bastards!

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