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Jamaican Town Imposes “Gay Eradication Day.”

According to the Jamaican Star, the town of McGregor Gully has made it clear they will eradicate the GLBT presence in their community by any means necessary.

So much for those “all inclusive” ‘Hedonism‘ resorts on the island, eh? We guess not “everything goes” there anymore — trust us, we’ve been there, regrettably.

Fucked again.

We wonder what the Tourism Board of Jamaica will have to say, seeing as how it’s the only thing that keeps the people of that island from quite literally starving to death. The employees of ‘Hedonism’ make $1 per hour - yes, you read that right. People FIGHT for those jobs. Why? Simply put, they pay the best salaries on the island - and they can keep their tips. So, they may not hate you to your face, but just don’t expect them to be friendly the second one of your toes leaves the compound of your resort.

We’d recommend a boycott of any travel to Jamaica from now on, because there are nicer places to go. You can visit Puerto Rico without the need for a passport, and/or the U.S. Virgin Islands — if you REALLY want a Caribbean vacation. Plus, who wants to go on vacation, and experience racism? Trust us, Jamaicans HATE anyone who is remotely Caucasian, that includes Hispanics. If you’re not Black, you’re simply not welcome to be anywhere - save at your hotel. While this is a broad, general statement, because we’re sure there are some open-minded, nice people who are not bloody racists and/or homophobes, they are VERY few and far between.

Take your money somewhere else.



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