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Oh, Carrie, Did God Tell You To Make A Sex Tape Too!?

Blond, brainless, fundamentalist sell-out, and all-around dumb, opportunist bitch, Ms. Carrie Prejean (yes, the ex-Ms. California fucktard who set off a firestorm of controversy on the Ms. America pageant when she said she believed marriage was an institution only for hetero couples), has apparently dropped her multi-million dollar suit against the pageant holders for “religious discrimination” because one of the Pageant lawyers played his trump card: a hard-core sex tape where she is the star and in which she also engages in a solo sex act!

Witnesses at the arbitration apparently saw Ms. Prejean BOLT from the room, her lawsuit now dropped, and the Pageant lawyers paying a paltry $100k - all to pay her legal expenses and not a penny of which will go to her.

Ms. Prejean is also accused by the pageant holders of failing to repay $5,200.00 for the breast augmentation, which was paid for out of CA taxpayers’ pockets! Oh, yeah! Their counter-suit alleges that Ms. Prejean broke her contract (by not showing up at scheduled appearances) and lied about semi-nude photos! Oh, well…

Have fun crawling back into the arms of the religious right wing-nuts, Carrie (b/c they’re ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!), we’re sure they’ll find you a job, and/or get you married to some famous/religious/closeted guy who needs a good beard.

We hear Tom’s got some problems…

Said one Pageant insider:

“We’re so glad to be back in the business of beauty and out of the litigious system that is Carrie Prejean,” Keith Lewis, of K2 Productions, told the Daily News. “It’s wonderful to put this behind us.”



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